When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------ One day Santa's Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa: Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Fill in the blank I m ur .....friend a)Cute b)Sweet c)Loving d)Boy/Girl e)Best of all Reply is a must... --------------------------------------------------------------- Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally...Thats why boys go to college regularly... ------------------------------------------------------------- Who said english is easy??? Fill … [Read more...]

Tu nahin Tu Zindagi Main Kia Reh Jaye Ga Door Tak Tanhaiyoon Ka Silsila Reh Jaye Ga Har Kadam Par Saath Chalna Aey Dost Warna Teri Dosti Sey Khuch Gila Reh Jaye Ga -------------------------------------------------------------- It's My "Last" Sms For You . . . ok! . . . L Love You Always A All Time Miss You S Save You In My Heart T True Friend In My Life. --------------------------------------------------------------- Tanha se thay duniya ki bheer main Socha koi apna nahin taqdeer main Ek Din Jab Dosti Ki Aap Ney, tu yun laga Khuch Khass tha merey hath ki lakeer main ------------------------------------------------------------- Alone ? I Will Be Your Shadow Want To Cry ? Here Is My Shoulder Need A Hand ? I Will Hold You Tight Because Where Your Strength … [Read more...]

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please.... Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!! ------------------------------------------------------------- Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh, Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress, Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne, Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne. Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK ---------------------------------------------------------------- Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool, Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID. --------------------------------------------------------------- Do you know the Meaning of EID? I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!" So, In your life all moments bring EID for you.... Wish … [Read more...]

Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes Return back saying Love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies. --------------------------------------------------------------- Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne khuch na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi --------------------------------------------------------------- A sardar Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister... ------------------------------------------------------------ Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hain. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 … [Read more...]

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our Dreams. -------------------------------------------------------------- All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible. --------------------------------------------------------------- Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet. --------------------------------------------------------------- Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. --------------------------------------------------------------- Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me … [Read more...]

Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free. --------------------------------------------------------------- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit. -------------------------------------------------------------- u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left. ------------------------------------------------------------- May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu. ------------------------------------------------------------ I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving … [Read more...]

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. --------------------------------------------------------------- May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas. -------------------------------------------------------------- May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS. --------------------------------------------------------------- May your world be filled with warmth and good cheer this Holy season, and throughout the year. Wish your Christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry … [Read more...]

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". --------------------------------------------------------------- Kick off Your shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance and Shake, light the candles, cut the cake .Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy Birth' Day.... ---------------------------------------------------------------- A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY ---------------------------------------------------------------- Flying papers , multi colors of balloon, dedicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? … [Read more...]

Every morning u have two choices! Continue your sleep with Dreaming. Or Wake up and Chase your Dreams Choice is yours! Good Morning -------------------------------------------------------------- Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don’t watch over other angels! Good Morning -------------------------------------------------------------- Each Moment in a day, has its own value- Morning brings hope, Afternoon brings faith, Evening brings love, Night brings rest, Wish u find them all today. Good Morning ------------------------------------------------------------- … [Read more...]

One Day a monkey kicked a sardar on his back and run away.Sardar run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sardar kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." -------------------------------------------------------------------- A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Sardar:Dimaag? Waiter:Murga SARDAR tha! --------------------------------------------------------------------- SARDAR: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon --------------------------------------------------------------------- This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and … [Read more...]