February 5, 2012

Sardar Ji Text Sms Jokes Messages

Sardar-ji-sms

One Day a monkey kicked a sardar on his back and run away.Sardar run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sardar kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." ------------------------------------------------------------- A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Sardar:Dimaag? Waiter:Murga SARDAR tha! ------------------------------------------------------------------ SARDAR: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon ----------------------------------------------------------------------- This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the … [Read more...]

Punjabi Text Sms Messages

punjabi-sms

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!! -------------------------------------------------------------- Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste ------------------------------------------------------------ SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde likhde space muki, assi overwrite alloweed la dita, yaara mereya message reply karin, assi apna farz nibha dita!! ------------------------------------------------------------- Hasna Ohna di Aadat C Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe Te aasi apna aap gua … [Read more...]

Happy New Year Text Sms Messages

New_Year_SMS

Years come and go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a great year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. ------------------------------------------------------------- New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u. Have a promising and fulfilling new year. ------------------------------------------------------------ Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very … [Read more...]

Naughty Sms Messages

naughty-sms

CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces.... --------------------------------------------------------------- Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - EXCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you'll always B SUCCESSFUL! in LIFE. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet! -------------------------------------------------------------- Last night i went 2 bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last night, My Lovely … [Read more...]

Mother’s Day Sms Text Messages

mothers_day_sms

Give your mother a little something to show that you are thinking about her, and you'll be sure to make her smile. --------------------------------------------------------------- When U Think No 1 can Understand U, When UR love is rejected by others, & when U hate UR Life, Just Close UR eyes, & see, Her face who Loves U more than any 1 else, Who Care 4 U in loneliness, & dies when U cry. She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving mother. Love UR Mom First. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day ------------------------------------------------------------- For the best mom who always had a … [Read more...]

Missing You Text Sms Messages

miss-you-sms

Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing You a Lot thats y everything is missing... ------------------------------------------------------------ I m sending You 3 little hearts to remind You 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and I MISS U ----------------------------------------------------------------- Do You know, What I say, What I think, What I feel, What I think, What I wish, You want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS You... ------------------------------------------------------------------- I hide my tears when I say your name, but the … [Read more...]

Love Sms

love-sms

PAL PAL Intizaar Kya Es PAL Kay Lye Woh PAL Aya Bhi Tu Ek PAL Kay Lye Ub Har PAL Dua Hay Us PAL Kay Lye Kash Phir Aa Jaye Woh PAL Ek PAL Kay Lye ----------------------------------------------------------------- "I Trust You" is a better compliment than "I Love You" because you may not always trust the person you love But You can Love the Person You Trust ---------------------------------------------------------- Log Poochtay Hain Tum Kyoun Apnay Pyar Ka Izhar Nahin Kartay . . . Humne Kaha!! . . . Jo Sirf Lafzoon Main Byaan Ho Jaye Waisa Pyar Hum Nahin Kartay ------------------------------------------------------------------- Kitni Masoom Si Sada Hoti Hai Palat kar Dekho Tu Hawa Hoti Hai Nadan Hain Jo Chahtay Hain Kisi Ko Zindagi Ki Tarah Nahin Jaante Kay Zindagi Bhi … [Read more...]

Free Kiss Mobile Text Sms Messages

love_kiss-sms

Kisses blown are Kisses wasted. Kisses are not Kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated --------------------------------------------------------------- what Kisses mean! Kiss ON HAND=i adore u, Kiss ON CHEEK=lets be friends, Kiss ON NECK=i want u, Kiss ON LIPS=i love u, Kiss ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry and you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U and i together babes is passion so extreme! ----------------------------------------------------------------- A peach is a peach. a plum is a plum. A Kiss is not a Kiss unless its with tongues. so open ur mouth and close ur eyes … [Read more...]

Islamic Sms

islamic-sms

The beautiful word is ALLAH, Most beautiful song is AZAN, Best exercise is NAMAZ, World perfect book is QURAN, And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next. -------------------------------------------------------------- Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH ---------------------------------------------------------------- I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all … [Read more...]

Good Luck Sms Messages

Good Luck Sms

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day and Good Luck! ------------------------------------------------------------------ The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES ----------------------------------------------------------------- Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best ---------------------------------------------------------------- Fly in the plane of Ambition and Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good … [Read more...]