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Sardar Ji Text Sms Jokes Messages

One Day a monkey kicked a sardar on his back and run away.Sardar run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sardar kicked the zebra on his back and said ” Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha…” ————————————————————- A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken,... 

Punjabi Text Sms Messages

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!! ————————————————————– Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste ek vaar rus ke ta vekho... 

Happy New Year Text Sms Messages

Years come and go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a great year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! ———————————————————- Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate... 

Naughty Sms Messages

CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces…. ————————————————————— Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – EXCITEMENT so make S... 

Mother’s Day Sms Text Messages

Give your mother a little something to show that you are thinking about her, and you’ll be sure to make her smile. ————————————————————— When U Think No 1 can Understand U, When UR love is rejected by others, & when U hate UR Life, Just Close UR eyes, & see, Her... 

Missing You Text Sms Messages

Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing You a Lot thats y everything is missing… ———————————————————— I m sending You 3 little hearts to remind You 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and I MISS U —————————————————————– Do... 

Love Sms

PAL PAL Intizaar Kya Es PAL Kay Lye Woh PAL Aya Bhi Tu Ek PAL Kay Lye Ub Har PAL Dua Hay Us PAL Kay Lye Kash Phir Aa Jaye Woh PAL Ek PAL Kay Lye —————————————————————– “I Trust You” is a better compliment than “I Love You” because you may not always... 

Free Kiss Mobile Text Sms Messages

Kisses blown are Kisses wasted. Kisses are not Kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated ————————————————————— what Kisses mean! Kiss ON HAND=i adore u, Kiss ON CHEEK=lets be friends, Kiss ON NECK=i want... 

Islamic Sms

The beautiful word is ALLAH, Most beautiful song is AZAN, Best exercise is NAMAZ, World perfect book is QURAN, And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN. —————————————————————- Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in... 

Good Luck Sms Messages

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day and Good Luck! —————————————————————— The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself...