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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i
suffer!!!
» One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur
Telephone No.
» When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh
Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
» Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
» Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to
college regularly....
» Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have
sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
» If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its
called high B/P...
» Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug
off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
» what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2
call is on tree plz try later.
» First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is
my roof.
» Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
» If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
» I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
» Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the
handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
» Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
» At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r
sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
» The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain
on you?
» i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down
& den... i lauf again
» An independent study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in
their right hand!.
» girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
» I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.
Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.
they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
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