CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces….
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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – EXCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCCESSFUL! in LIFE.
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Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs…..toilet!
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Last night i went 2 bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last night,
My Lovely Pajamas
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A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home”. I went over. Nobody was home
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Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That’s how I sex on text !
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I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…
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oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2′rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!
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There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!
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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
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BUY A SCOOTY…PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY…. TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY…DO UR DUTY., AFTER 9 MONTHS
… GET A CUTY};-
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!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?”}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho Jackie chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya .
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This is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and
start jumping on it .
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It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life .
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A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, “Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
