When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
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One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa: Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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Fill in the blank
I m ur …..friend
a)Cute
b)Sweet
c)Loving
d)Boy/Girl
e)Best of all Reply is a must…
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Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally…Thats why boys go to college regularly…
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Who said english is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sense…
3.—–I am stupid….
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If ur world is spining Round and Round..and Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high Blood Pressure…
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween and Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 the jungle network, the monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i thought where the fuck is my roof.
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food.
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I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
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Jesus says to John come forth i will give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping and 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means alot 2 me. You cry i cry. you laugh i laugh. You jump out of the window… I look down and than… i laugh again
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An independent study has proven that those who have a bad sex life and who are crap in bed are reading this message in their right hand!.
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Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!
I’m at the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample. They r now doing me 4 taking the piss
